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The NFL‘s favorite bro is ready to spike whatever you want into the ground. And he wants to do it for charity.
Thus, if you desire New England Patriots star tight end Rob Gronkowski to spike a watermelon, he’ll damn well spike a watermelon. He’ll Gronk-spike a honeydew melon. If it’s anything resembling a melon, he’ll spike it (I assume this includes cantaloupes, as well).
The man who’s famous for spiking a football really, really hard after he scores a touchdown—and he’s scored 54 of them during his five- year career—Gronkowski is willing to be a Gronk-spiking machine.
He’s even gotten Lionel Richie involved in the project.
Other than Richie—and a piñata mustache (!!)—the video gets kind of repetitive. It’s basically Gronkowski throwing things hard on the pavement outside of his party bus. But if you bro out when you see the ultimate bro, enjoy the next two minutes.
Screengrab via Omaze/YouTube
Josh Katzowitz is a staff writer at the Daily Dot specializing in YouTube and boxing. His work has appeared in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, and Los Angeles Times. A longtime sports writer, he's covered the NFL for CBSSports.com and boxing for Forbes. His work has been noted twice in the Best American Sports Writing book series.