Have you ever wondered about what it’d be like to live as a goose? No, probably not. But if we told you that you could live a virtual life as a goose that also happens to be the biggest jerk in the animal kingdom, would that make a difference? In other words, would you want to be a goose who’s also a prick?
If so, here’s the perfect video game for you. Because it is a game. About a goose. Who’s an asshole.
It's a lovely morning in the village and you are a horrible goose.
A new game by us, coming 2018.
— House House (@house_house_) October 4, 2017
As Kotaku explains, the game doesn’t have a title, a playable demo, or an actual release date. Instead, House House—the Australian video game company that previously released Push Me Pull You—calls the project “Untitled Goose Game” and is “coming soon.”
Sure, you might ask why a goose has to be an asshole to get ahead in life. Or why the goose needs a gardener’s keys and hat. But that’s not the point. The point is this goose keeps a to-do list, and if it’s not the biggest ass in the world, everything might not get done in time. The goose simply can’t afford to wing its way through life.
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