Jaime Lannister threatens naughty kids in an upgrade to Elf on a Shelf


This holiday season, Game of ThronesJaime Lannister is bringing some Westerosi cheer and terror straight to your home.

Jimmy Kimmel is a little freaked out by the Elf on a Shelf he has in his house for his daughter, so he’s introducing a new kind of toy that spies on children. Meet Lannister on a Bannister, which places the Kingslayer in a ridiculous elf costume as he spouts off vague threats. He’s got one good hand, a sword, and the reputation of the Red Wedding behind him to make sure children behave during the holidays.

He can even stand in as a suitor, although his pickup line certainly need some work. And at monthly installments at $19.99, you don’t even need the Lannister’s wealth to afford it.

H/T Mashable

Michelle Jaworski

Michelle Jaworski

Michelle Jaworski is a staff writer and the resident Game of Thrones expert at the Daily Dot. She covers entertainment, geek culture, and pop culture and has brought her knowledge to conventions like Con of Thrones. She is based in New Jersey.