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The Artemis Fowl books are a touchstone for millennial nostalgia, so it’s surprising how long we had to wait for a movie adaptation. The film was stuck in development hell for over 15 years, but with director Kenneth Branagh (Thor) at the helm, it’s finally happening.
For the uninitiated, Artemis Fowl is a children’s book series about a criminal mastermind child prodigy. He believes in fairies and wants to break into fairyland and steal fairy gold as the ultimate heist. The books see Artemis and his bodyguard Domovoi Butler tangle with organized crime gangs and fairy law-enforcement, eventually teaming up with some new supernatural allies.
The upcoming movie stars Irish child actor Ferdia Shaw as Artemis, Nonso Anozie as Butler, Lara McDonnell as the fairy cop Holly Short, and Judi Dench as the cigar-chomping fairy police chief Commander Root—a fun piece of gender-swapped casting.
This early teaser is pretty uninformative, and therefore geared toward people who have already read the books. It looks like Disney is going for a children’s movie tone rather than trying to age things up into the YA Harry Potter/Hunger Games zone, which is an appropriate choice for Artemis Fowl—regardless of how many adults might watch for nostalgic reasons.
Artemis Fowl comes out in August 2019.
Gavia Baker-Whitelaw is a staff writer at the Daily Dot, covering geek culture and fandom. Specializing in sci-fi movies and superheroes, she also appears as a film and TV critic on BBC radio. Elsewhere, she co-hosts the pop culture podcast Overinvested. Follow her on Twitter: @Hello_Tailor