Alcremie, the Fairy-type and cream-based Pokémon, has already taken social media by storm. Yes, even more so than the gym leader sending foot fetishists into a tizzy.
Alcremie, a Fairy-type Cream Pokémon, produces whipped cream often used by pastry chefs to make delicious desserts! The happier Alcremie is, the richer the whipped cream! When attacked, Alcremie throws a sweet-scented cream to blind or distract the opponent. #PokemonSwordShield pic.twitter.com/NLsirLzPNy
— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) July 8, 2019
According to Nintendo, Alcremie produces whipped cream that chefs in the Pokémon universe can use to make delicious dessert dishes. How good her cream tastes depends on her mood. Make her happy, and it tastes better. If attacked, Alcremie hurls her cream at opponents to blind or distract them.
Pokémon Sword and Shield is introducing a new mechanic, called “Gigantamax,” which turns Pokémon into massive versions of themselves. Alcremie herself transforms from the dainty cream puff she normally is into a towering multi-layer cake that stands at 95.5 feet tall.
“The cream pouring out of its body hardens upon impact—the stronger the impact, the harder it becomes,” Nintendo stated. “Additionally, the giant ‘Berry’ decorations on Alcremie’s body are as hard as diamonds, and it’s said that most attacks won’t even be able to leave a scratch. Alcremie will launch high-calorie cream missiles around itself to attack its opponents.”
Considering how Alcremie is the perfect blend of cute and weird, of course, the internet has reacted with every possible take on the new Pokémon. Some question the new reality that a Pokémon like Alcremie introduces into the Pokémon universe.
Me: so if there are no animals that AREN’T Pokémon… do people EAT Pokémon?
Game Freak: …
Game Freak: this new Pokémon is a pile of strawberries & cream
— Graham Stark (@Graham_LRR) July 8, 2019
— M.P. (@DGR8EST1987) July 8, 2019
— Laura (@Racci13) July 8, 2019
Of course, you knew where this was eventually going to go. Nothing can stay pure on the internet, not even my beloved Alcremie.
Me: surely they don’t intend for the Pokémon to be sexualized, it’s the fandom
Nintendo: Alcremie elvoles into Cumslut with the use of a Load Stone! The more you please her, the sweeter the cream pies! pic.twitter.com/TWMyddZwZu
— Jabroni Mike (@jabroni_mike) July 8, 2019
this is how to make
alcremie's cream pic.twitter.com/Vtkg2kDDvr
— ぼけー (@Boke_) July 8, 2019
I'm sorry Alcremie
You will not survive on the internet at all
You dummy thicc moeblob pic.twitter.com/VGPvD5rmCH
— Tanner / Zero (@TannerOfDaNorth) July 8, 2019
BOYS GET READY
ALCREMIE PORN IS COMING pic.twitter.com/NqP1xBF6vH
— Xanderlock (@Xander_Lock) July 8, 2019
ALCREMIE IS LITERALLY THE CUM POKEMON pic.twitter.com/pZRFm65wy0
— ender (taking commissions) (@ender_legends) July 8, 2019
weird fetish people: pic.twitter.com/g5GuuZqGo4
— raye!!! (@cupuucakey) July 8, 2019
Let’s try to keep Alcremie pure, people. Here are a few cute pieces of fan art that celebrate just how adorable this sweet creature is.
I particularly love this one that imagines Alcremie has Eevee-style evolutions.
but what if Alcremie flavours? pic.twitter.com/kwUP0bYuqi
— JoCat (@JoCat105) July 8, 2019
— nssi (@nessieslake) July 8, 2019
"Artist draws Alcremie with thighs" pic.twitter.com/oRNNx1UYjm
— Lewkiss (comms open) (@Lewkiss40) July 8, 2019
Here’s Alcremie with other sweets-themed Pokémon.
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