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11 cartoon sex games that’ll get you through the rest of quarantine

Bored and horny? These online sex games are exactly what you need.

Sep 16, 2020, 10:37 am*

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Beck Diaz 

Beck Diaz

If you’ve ever thought about trying to play porn games online, you’ve probably considered the consequences. You risk meeting Trojan horses and viruses, two pesky motherf*^k#r$ that mess up our computers, our wallets, and our lives. They seem impossible to avoid, popping up everywhere from downloads to emails from secret admirers.

If you’re old enough, you might remember the mother of all viruses: “ILOVEYOU”. This baby ravaged tens of millions of computers across the globe. If you’re one of the few who never clicked on the corrupted email, here’s what you missed. 

A student in the Philippines created a virus disguised as a love letter. Recipients would get an email with the subject line “ILOVEYOU” and an attached message stating “Kindly check the attached LOVE LETTER coming from me.” And because everyone is lust-hungry and sex-driven, the email was opened and the attachment was clicked almost every time. Within four days, the virus had gone global and destroyed masses of personal data, leaving everyone shocked (and still very single).  

Now, most of us know better than to go clicking any links that sound too good to be true. As enticing as love letters (or in this case free online sex games) are, the consequences of trusting the wrong source still remain heavy. While I would love to say that the world of free online porn games isn’t a treacherous one, I can’t. Most interactive games are available via download, not streaming. And sites that advertise for users to play sex games are always asking for more info than you’d like to give out.

The good news is that we’ve done quite a bit of digging for you. Listed below are the top sex games that you can trust. This way if you do choose to purchase and download the full game, you know it’s safe to do so.

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SexEmulator.com

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SexEmulator is one of the free online sex games that does a great job of enticing you with its free content, but a poor job at conveying its full potential. There’s more than just what meets the eye!

When you first visit SexEmulator, you’re immediately thrown into a sex simulator game of the same name. Players choose from Soft, Hard, or Extreme versions of the game (which from what I could tell don’t have many visible differences) and then move on to customize their character. The way your doll looks and acts is completely up to you. The only drawback so far is that players can only create girl versions of sex dolls (ugh, gag). Players can also choose from five premade dolls, including Rey Skywalker, Elsa, Lara Croft from Tomb Raider, Brigitte Lindholm of Overwatch, and Riley Reid. The premade dolls do allow you to personalize their sexual activity, so it’s not all up to the system.

After players have picked their specifications, you’ll head off to the playroom where you can have the doll play by your wishes. This all probably sounds great, right? But when you take into account that your doll accomplishes each task in less than a minute, it leaves you wanting more. And if you want your doll to play around with more advanced techniques, you’ll have to upgrade to a paid membership. This is a little misleading since the site boasts being free. However, SexEmulator.com is just one of the big adult game landing pages.

The game is actually owned premium adult gaming site MyGamerVault.com. So your premium membership does unlock more than just sexy additions to the sex simulator. Paid members will garner access to live cams, 3D cartoon sex games, and an entire library of movies. The ploy here is to hook you on a very basic sex simulator game and get you to pay for more…which, when laid out in a transparent manner, is totally fine. Content creators need to get paid somehow! 

MyGamerVault.com offers a wide array of adult games––264 of them to be precise. But none of them are quite as entertaining as the SexEmulator. In my opinion, a paid membership is completely optional. Playing the free version of the SexEmulator until you cum isn’t such a bad idea. But again, that depends on the type of gamer you are (and the type of porn you’re into as well).


Wasteland 3D

I know you came here to play free online porn games, but this one is worth paying for. BDSM porn fanatics are in for a truly sweet surprise with this hardcore sex simulator. Powerhouse BDSM studio and Wasteland BDSM has come through with the next big thing in porn gaming. Enter a world with no limits, dozens of sex toys and tools, and no cleanup.

If you haven’t heard of the Wasteland studio, it markets itself as having the largest curated collection of authentic BDSM, bondage, and fetish videos. With a subscription to the porn site, users also unlock an eXXXciting virtual reality world. Not only do you gain access to all the virtual spanking, whipping, and restraining you want, you also get access to over 1,500 of the site’s original movies, two million (and counting) explicit photos, and entry into the site’s thriving community. If you’re looking for the next best all-in-one for BDSM porn videos and porn games, Wasteland 3D is the way to go! 


Project QT

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Project QT is one of the top sex games. That’s because it’s the closest to a traditional video game you’ll get on this list. It was originally launched as a mobile game. If you’re worried about NSFW gaming on a shared laptop, this game might just be all you need. The goal of this top sex game is to ultimately save the world from the black hole experiment gone wrong. That, and have sex with anime girls wearing wolf, demon, and angel costumes. Players will move through the game collecting “Monster Cards” which they can then upgrade as they battle through an exciting universe. The game itself is kind of like a mix of Candy Crush, Pokémon, and porn. It’s very easy to learn and instantly addictive––especially when the prizes for advancing are hot sex scenes!


Custom Order Maid 3D 2

In this story-based cartoon sex game, play as the heir to the Empire Club. It’s a luxurious bar where men and women go to get waited on. And pleasured by the beautiful maids who work there, of course.

However, unbeknownst to you, the bar is severely in debt. You and the three remaining maids must rebuild the club to its former glory. You also need to hire new maids along the way. All new maids hired are fully customizable, right down to their personality and sex drive. Try your best to transform the club into the hottest weekend destination for horny singles, but will you succeed?. Players can rearrange furniture and completely redecorate the club. in order Within Guest mode, unlock the ability to earn coins from the games and slots in the Club’s casino to exchange for costumes and maids to engage in all kinds of sexual adventures all compatible with your VR headset.

At $45, Custom Order Maid most definitely fits the bill for our top cafe-themed sex simulation game!


LifeSelector

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LifeSelector is actually one of my favorite free online adult games as it is the only option that offers real porn with an interactive storyline. Yes, I’ll say it again, real interactive porn with real girls being filmed in real life.

Similar to the “Choose Your Own Adventure” books that gained popularity in the ’80s, LifeSelector follows the same path of story selection with very adult narratives. After choosing your story from the 1000+ interactive storylines ranging from “Your College Yearbook” to “A Day with Riley Reid,” the real fun begins. You can interact with the characters as the actions gets juicier. The only downfall to this setup is while most films are all free to play, some interactions require coins to proceed. Most of the options that require coins are scenes in which some hot act gets played out.


3D Sex Villa

Are you the type to get really riled up when your Sims “woohoo”? Then you’ll want to play sex games like 3D Sex Villa. It’s Sims 4 on lots and lots of Viagra. Just like the Sims, customizing your avatar is a huge part of the game. So much so that the creators of 3D Sex Villa really thought of everything while developing it. Players can customize even the tiniest of details to please your most specific desires. You can customize the character’s hair, body shape, tattoos, and even grooming habits!

The costume selection is also endless. Players can choose from cowgirls to nurses and everything in between. Once you’ve created your ideal cyber mate, get down to business any way you want. Any position you can imagine can be played out on Sex Villa. Not to mention all the toys available for use as well! This isn’t a purely vanilla game, either. You’ll find St. Andrew’s Crosses, bondage, handcuffs, a gyno chair, various bound poses, and more. Playing out your fantasies has never felt quite so good!


Koikatsu Party

If you dream of playing anime porn games, Koikatsu Party will be your cloud nine right here on earth. It’s the ultimate customizable anime porn game on the market. It’s also the number one adult simulation game according to Steam. Players can choose from over 300 adjustable settings to sculpt their virtual lovers into their dream bae. Face, body, and even personality customization options ensure your experience online is exactly how’d you want it to be IRL.

Another favorite feature is the ability to personalize your character’s sensuality, tastes, and experiences! Depending on her personality and sex settings, she’ll react differently to various situations and sensations. You won’t need to know any keyboard shortcuts either. Play using simple mouse controls on your PC, or by plugging in any compatible VR headset for tantalizing realistic play. For $59.99, this might be the holy grail of naughty gameplay!


Pirate Jessica

Ahoy, mateys (sorry, I had to)! Climb aboard and sail the sexy seas with Pirate Jessica, one of the top sex games in the world. This busty beauty is always ready for action, which comes as no surprise (pirates love their booty!) Your adventure with Jessica will take you around the high seas to engage in all kinds of sexual acts with mermaids, horny elves, scary skeletons, and even some of the mates from your own crew. Unfortunately, the only downside to Pirate Jessica is that it’s only compatible with Windows computers. Other than that, joining is easy and stress-free. Memberships begin at $19.95 per month.


3DX Chat

3DXChat is high on our list of top sex games because it’s pretty unique. Instead of creating a character to interact with NPCs, you’re creating a character to interact with other live players who all have one goal in mind––to have as much sex as possible. Players can traverse worlds created by the game creators, by other players, or themselves by designing a custom world. You can host events and virtual f*ck fests for other players to attend. Speaking of, the graphics behind every sexual encounter are very realistic. Players also have the ability to request to “partner up” so that you can build a relationship with a specific player and unlock another layer of realism in this tantalizing RPG.

3DXChat supports VR interaction but if you don’t have a compatible headset, no worries! Desktop gamers have nothing to worry about in terms of a difference in quality.


House Party

House Party is another cartoon sex game well-ranked on Steam. It offers a sexy twist to the classic ’90s party adventure. House Party contains dozens of storylines and hundreds of choices. Trying to get your character drunk? Head over to the refreshments! Want to switch up the mood? Change the music on the mp3 player! There are so many ways to interact with the environment and contribute to the story development. You can be sure you’ll want to keep playing over and over again. At an easy, breezy, beautiful CoverGirl price of $24.99, this game isn’t free but it sure is affordable. Happy partying! 


Adult World 3D

If you’re only considering free online porn games, Adult World 3D might just change your mind. With tons of different characters and scenes to choose from, it never gets old. Enjoy full customization from your avatar’s looks to the sex toys it uses.  Play as a movie director and create the scene of your dreams, filmed from every angle imaginable. You can even save it to your computer for later. The only drawback is that this 3D world is only compatible with Windows. It also requires a monthly membership to use. However, you’ll find that its weekly updates really help soften the blow of forking out $19.95 per month.




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*First Published: Sep 16, 2020, 9:58 am