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Hello fellow web crawlers! Andrew here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr. 

Here’s the latest trending internet culture stories today: How people are spreading a conspiracy theory about the elite eating… mermaids (yes, seriously), why Trump’s FTC chair is focusing on culture wars instead of consumer protection, the 10 best things our reporters saw while reporting at South by Southwest, and why a video of a teen’s call with his furious father has become the latest viral meme. 

After that, we’ve got a “Decoding Fandom” column for you from our Assistant Editor Kira. 

See ya tomorrow!

— A.W. 

⚡ Today in Internet Culture

🧜‍♀️ CONSPIRACY
Are elites eating mermaids? TikTok’s wild new conspiracy theory explained

A particularly strange conspiracy theory that wealthy elites are holding mermaid-eating dinner party events is leaking into feeds.

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💻 VIRAL POLITICS
Trump’s FTC chair shifts focus from consumer protection to culture wars

Andrew Ferguson appears more concerned about “wokeness” than corporate abuse.

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🎬 CULTURE
‘This is the least weird SXSW I’ve been to’: The 10 best things we saw at SXSW

For nine days this month, the Daily Dot was on the ground reporting at SXSW. Here is the best stuff that we watched.

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☎️ MEMES
The ‘North Liberty’ meme: Why everyone’s lip-syncing this angry dad’s phone call

A teenager’s phone call with his furious father has turned into the latest viral meme (dubbed the ‘North Liberty meme‘) thanks to the dad’s deep, Batman-like voice and the son’s hilariously indifferent responses.

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🕸️ Crawling the Web

Here is what else is happening across the ‘net.

🥪 A Jersey Mike’s customer shared their money-saving hack when visiting the chain: Kid’s meals. Is it worth it? 

🍪 Some Girl Scout cookies are being discontinued. One woman has advice on where you can find the flavors that the Girl Scouts aren’t going to sell anymore.

🛍️ This Trader Joe’s worker says ‘they have to give you’ free tote bag with $20 purchase. Do they?

🍊 A grocery store expert wants shoppers to stop buying “light” orange juice. The reason why seemed very obvious.

👤 From the Daily Dot archive: Here’s why online anonymity is a thing of the past.

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