Utah language school fires blogger over post about homophones

That's homophones, not homophobes.

Mar 2, 2020, 12:18 am*

Internet Culture

Aja Romano 

Aja Romano

It’s been a week since Utah social media manager Tim Torkildson was fired from his position as blogger at a Provo language school. His crime? Writing a blog post about homophones. (Not homophobes, homophones.) He claims his supervisor told him the post made the school appear to be promoting a gay agenda.

Who knew the difference between “red” and “read” could be so incendiary?

Torkildson’s supervisor, Clarke Woodger of Nomen Language School, told the Salt Lake Tribune on Tuesday that the post in question had been too complicated for their students, most of whom are learning English as a second language. He also said that Torkildson had a tendency to “go off on tangents” in his blog posts.

(That last part is definitely true. Read on.)

But Woodger’s account is not quite how Torkildson described it in his own blog post about the incident:

“I’m letting you go because I can’t trust you” said Clarke Woodger, my boss and the owner of Nomen Global Language Center. “This blog about homophones was the last straw. Now our school is going to be associated with homosexuality.”

I said nothing, stunned into silence.

“I had to look up the word” he continued, “because I didn’t know what the hell you were talking about. We don’t teach this kind of advanced stuff to our students, and it’s extremely inappropriate. Can you have your desk cleaned out by eleven this morning? I’ll have your check ready.”

It’s hard to understand what about the post provoked such an extreme reaction. Maybe something about the way it was written was inappropriate for a language school?

Er… not really. Thanks to Google cache, here is the screengrab of what Torkildson’s post looked like before it was removed from the website.

screencap of a blog post titled "Help with Homophones. #1." The post begins with a stock photo of a man sitting in a desk writing in a notebook. Then the text of the post begins. The full text is as follows. Help with Homophones. In English a homophone is a word that has several different meanings and spellings, but always sounds the same. The best way to learn these tricky words is to memorize them little by little. Today we will begin with homophones that start with the letter A: Ad is an advertisement. Add is a mathematical function. Ail is to be sick. Ale is an alcoholic beverage. Aye means yes. Eye is what you see with. Air is what you breathe. Err is to make a mistake. Heir is someone who inherits. Ate is the past tense for eat. Eight is how you spell out the number 8. Allowed is to do something with permission. Aloud is to vocalize, to speak. Ant is an insect. Aunt is your mother or father’s sister. Assistance is help. Assistants are helpers.
 

Given that homophones are found in many languages, and that English-speaking children begin learning to identify homophones as early as elementary school, it seems odd that Nomen would find the subject too advanced for their students. To emphasize this, Torkildson ended his baffled blog post about the firing with a colorful kid’s chart explaining basic homophones:


 

But the Internet is far more preoccupied with Nomen’s alleged homophobia than with its actual grammar setbacks. Nomen’s Facebook page, which was active at the time the Tribune published its article on Tuesday, has since been deleted. Given the kinds of reactions the news has spawned in comments to the school’s blog post and Twitter feed, it’s a fair speculation that the Tribune‘s linking the school’s Facebook led to the page being inundated with angry Internet users.

“Nomen Globals = Homophobes afraid of homophones!” wrote one visitor to Nomen’s blog yesterday.

“I’d probably think twice about getting any kind of education from this language school since the school administrators don’t seem to know the meaning of common English words themselves,” wrote another. “Sounds like a very amateurish operation run by homophobic and unintelligent people just after the money.”

Youch! At this rate, you might think the school is regretting its decision to fire Torkildson.

Then again, maybe not. Torkildson’s blog wasn’t all kid-friendly: He recently wrote about soiling his pants and taking a dump in a local gas station urinal.

Screengrab via YouTube

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*First Published: Jul 31, 2014, 10:42 am