Being in “freakish shape” wasn’t enough to keep Randy Moss in the NFL
Randy Moss is going to have to put that “freakish” good physique to use doing something other than playing professional footlball.
On Monday, Moss announced his retirement from the NFL after playing for five different teams over 13 years.
The announcement took Twitter by storm as hundreds of people shared their love for Randy “straight cash hommie” Moss.
“Good riddance,” tweeted D Piddy from Boston. “The whole league just got classier.”
“Hey that weed wasn’t going to smoke itself,” tweeted Cole Lipinski from Minnesota.
In the end, some people just didn’t believe that Moss was ready to hang it up.
“I buy Randy Moss’ ‘retirement’ about as much as I bought Favre’s first 8 ‘retirements,’” tweeted Indiana radio personality Jerrdog.
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