Little-known fact: When pop star Justin Bieber takes off his clothes, he is naked. And when the paparazzi are lurking in some nearby foliage during Bieber’s naked time, they snap skeevy photos of said nakedness.
If you want to look at those voyeuristic, uncensored images, be our guest. We’re too busy fawning over these simply glorious edited versions.
1) Black swim trunks
MAN JUSTIN BIEBER IS SLAYING IN BORA BORA !!! pic.twitter.com/3g9M0JWYsZ
— m (@UAINTJESUS) October 7, 2015
4) Taco Bell logo
Someone should tell Justin Bieber if you go to Nathan's it doesn't make you a hot dog. pic.twitter.com/Lr8tSypxDl
— Jian DeLeon (@jiandeleon) October 7, 2015
5) Cheeseburger
.@justinbieber fixed it for you 😺 pic.twitter.com/yf3EFSfRVG
— Cheezburger (@Cheezburger) October 7, 2015
6) Space Invader
Biebs, you may want to have that looked at by a medical professional. pic.twitter.com/IbEXa05cA9
— Aly Ellis (@alyellis) October 8, 2015
7) Assorted fruits and vegetables
8) Celebrity friend
OK, we have to link out for this one: Beware, it’s NSFW.
9) Fez and gandora
https://twitter.com/Zafizzle/status/651903086164877312
10) Kim Kardashian homage
https://twitter.com/papermagazine/status/651878173207068676
11) Patriotic
https://twitter.com/bakedinapie/status/652144159051005952
Dude has honestly never looked better.
Photo via Joe Bielawa/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)