- Trump accuses Jewish Democrats of having ‘great disloyalty’ or a ‘lack of knowledge’ Tuesday 8:02 PM
- 1 million ‘anonymous’ users of popular porn site exposed in breach Tuesday 6:56 PM
- Khloé Kardashian angers followers with a calorie-counting joke about True Tuesday 6:14 PM
- Spider-Man may no longer be part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe Tuesday 5:28 PM
- Robert De Niro’s company is suing ex-employee for binge-watching Netflix at work Tuesday 4:41 PM
- Intentionally misgendering a character could get you banned from Borderlands 3 Tuesday 4:06 PM
- Facebook pulls Trump re-election ad for targeting ‘strong women’ Tuesday 4:03 PM
- Kamala Harris says she will restore net neutrality if elected Tuesday 3:16 PM
- All 8 of the ‘Rocky’ movies, ranked Tuesday 2:50 PM
- Everything you need to know about the Facebook conservative bias report Tuesday 2:35 PM
- Study links emoji use to more sex Tuesday 2:10 PM
- The chicken sandwich war is in full throttle on Twitter Tuesday 1:47 PM
- Netflix’s ‘Sextuplets’ proves Marlon Wayans is no Eddie Murphy—or even Mike Myers Tuesday 1:31 PM
- Facebook is finally rolling out its clear history tool Tuesday 1:13 PM
- ‘Theater etiquette’ tweets surge after YouTuber cast in ‘Waitress’ Tuesday 12:55 PM
Everyone loves it when a terrorist uses the Internet like a moron, which is why the media rushed to report this weekend that a one-time Taliban figurehead had been caught “networking” on LinkedIn. Could Ehsanullah Ehsan—a spokesman for Jamaat-ul-Ahrar, a Taliban splinter cell in Pakistan, with 69 business connections, per the deleted profile—have possibly imagined that the platform would allow him to find new bloodthirsty radicals?
Don’t bet on it. According to LinkedIn’s security team, the account’s IP address location indicated probable fakery, and none of the messages sent or received through it pertained to terrorist operations or recruitment, despite the inclusion of “jihad” as a professional skill.
Regardless, Ehsan, who in 2012 claimed responsibility for the shooting of teenage activist Malala Yousafzai—an attack that made her history’s youngest Nobel Peace Prize winner—does seem unusually active on social media. Last year, he (or perhaps an impersonator) launched a Facebook page that attacked the Pakistani military as an “apostate” occupying force.
In any case, we’ll always have the dumb Taliban militant who accidentally tweeted his location.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'