Porn stars make Presidents Day sexy again by reading the name of every president

It’s Presidents Day, a holiday so inconsequential that even the most embedded government worker thinks twice before building it into a three-day weekend. What better way to spice up proceedings than to have porn stars sequentially read the names of every U.S. president? It’s a wholesome, bipartisan celebration.

From sea to shining sea.

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