- How to stream ROH Wrestling’s Honor For All Today 7:30 AM
- How to stream Steelers vs. Titans in NFL preseason action Today 7:00 AM
- How to stream ‘Good Eats: The Return’ online Today 7:00 AM
- How to stream ‘Power’ season 6 Today 6:00 AM
- Your best bets for finding discounted and refurbished Airpods Today 6:00 AM
- How to stream Barcelona vs. Real Betis Saturday 11:31 PM
- How to stream Tottenham Hotspur vs. Newcastle Saturday 11:21 PM
- All of the ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Easter eggs discovered by fans Saturday 6:52 PM
- Every big announcement made at D23 about Disney+ Saturday 6:33 PM
- The best haunted house movies to watch online in 2019 Saturday 4:13 PM
- Andy Ngo seen laughing as Patriot Prayer members plan an attack in newly emerged video Saturday 3:59 PM
- How to stream Manchester City vs. Bournemouth Saturday 3:25 PM
- Catholic priest allegedly spent church money on Grindr hookups Saturday 3:04 PM
- Nicolás Maduro’s English Twitter account was suspended with no public explanation Saturday 2:06 PM
- Man claims ex-girlfriend killed his dog after he broke up with her Saturday 1:02 PM
Thanks to the We The People petition website, the White House has been forced to grapple with some unorthodox issues that don’t usually find their way into the Oval Office. (Remember the Death Star petition?) But this seems like one populist campaign that won’t rise to the top.
On Wednesday, a prominent Occupy Wall Street organizer turned Google engineer started a petition calling for a national referendum on whether to abolish the U.S. government and hand over its authority to Google.
Two days later, the petition has garnered just 26 signatures.
Justine Tunney, who is credited as one of the founders of the Occupy Wall Street movement, calls on President Barack Obama to organize the referendum, which would:
1. Retire all government employees with full pensions.
2. Transfer administrative authority to the tech industry.
3. Appoint [Google Executive Chairman] Eric Schmidt CEO of America.
It’s a seemingly bizarre stance from someone who is credited with helping to start a populist movement that was largely interpreted as a condemnation of corporate power. But on Twitter, she argues that America is just another corporation. One that’s managed poorly and would be better run by the man who just happens to be her boss.
— Justine Ní Thonnaigh (@JustineTunney) March 21, 2014
She’s also praised Google as a company that “gives away everything for free.” And she tried to explain the apparent incongruities between being a self-described “champagne tranarchist” and someone who wants the U.S. placed under corporate control.
“Tech companies expropriate ad money from capitalists to build a superintelligence & don’t pay dividends!” she said in a Jan. 20 tweet.
Tunney’s stances since joining Google have drawn criticism from people like Yasha Levine at Pando Daily who view her as a sellout.
“Tunney’s sudden epiphany that not all corporations are evil just happened to coincide with her decision to take a well-paid job at Google,” Levine wrote back in February, when Tunney was making headlines for wrestling back control of the Occupy Wall Street Twitter handle and calling for the formation of a paid nonviolent militia to carry out protests.
The We The People site is typically a good way to get the White House’s attention. The administration has promised to respond to all petitions that garner a certain level of signatures. But with 99,974 more needed by April 18, Obama will likely not being weighing in on this matter.
Tim Sampson is a reporter who focused on the technology, business, and politics beats. He's also an established comedy writer, with work on Comedy Central and in The Onion and ClickHole.