- Buttigieg, Klobuchar come together to laugh at Bloomberg Wednesday 10:29 PM
- Bernie Sanders calls Bloomberg’s wealth ‘grotesque’ to his face Wednesday 9:53 PM
- Angry Bloomberg asks debate moderators if he’s ‘chicken liver’ Wednesday 9:29 PM
- Elizabeth Warren savages everyone else’s healthcare plan Wednesday 9:07 PM
- K-Pop stans help push ‘Pooping for Kaitlin’ hashtag mocking Kent State gun girl Wednesday 8:54 PM
- Fans speculate after learning Pop Smoke posted address prior to fatal home invasion Wednesday 8:11 PM
- Jar of human tongues found in Florida has people shook Wednesday 6:39 PM
- Video of Blueface teaching Obama lookalike to dance is turning heads Wednesday 5:58 PM
- ‘No one has the range’ for this meme Wednesday 5:21 PM
- Mom confronts man who followed daughter through grocery store in viral video Wednesday 5:05 PM
- Major study linking vaping to heart attacks gets retracted Wednesday 4:36 PM
- George Zimmerman is suing Pete Buttigieg, Elizabeth Warren Wednesday 2:55 PM
- Netflix’s ‘Horse Girl’ accused of ripping off 2017 indie film Wednesday 2:52 PM
- The Genyus Network is a safe social space for stroke survivors Wednesday 2:20 PM
- MAGA hat-wearing dog finishes last in ‘Today Show’ fan vote—still named winner Wednesday 2:03 PM
The 2016 presidential election has become a bloated beast, with more than a dozen different candidates just on the Republican side fighting for one nomination.
It’s leading to a giant market of unnecessary branded items and desperation, especially from Sen. Ted Cruz, who gave a cringe-worthy Simpsons audition for BuzzFeed. For Jon Stewart, Cruz proved that he didn’t even need to win the election to ruin something that Americans hold dear.
To make matters worse, Stewart says, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has joined the race, making it even more crowded. Christie’s got brass ideas, a questionable track record, the Bridgegate scandal, and a full 65 percent of New Jersey residents who don’t think he’ll make a good president—which he actually believes is because the people want him to stay.
But his worst offense for Republicans? Not any of the terrible things he did for the state but something much worse in their eyes.
“When Barack Obama arrived to lend aid to your hurricane-ravaged state, you shook his hand,” Stewart said. “Why did you not slay him in a Klingon honor dual? It’s what Ronald Reagan would have done.”
Screengrab via The Daily Show
Michelle Jaworski is a staff writer and the resident Game of Thrones expert at the Daily Dot. She covers entertainment, geek culture, and pop culture and has brought her knowledge to conventions like Con of Thrones. She is based in New Jersey.