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Donald Trump didn’t let anybody touch them.
At his first press conference in nearly six months Wednesday, Donald Trump blasted CNN as “fake news,” reportedly paid staffers to jeer at reporters, said he wouldn’t release his taxes, and brought out dozens of folders that apparently contained the details on how he would separate himself from his businesses so that he wouldn’t be inaugurated as a president with any conflicts of interest.
He also wouldn’t let any reporter see what was actually inside the stacks of manila folders. And there might be a good reason why. Whatever was contained in those folders probably wouldn’t satisfy ethics experts, anyway.
As Trump said, he would transfer his businesses to a trust (but not a blind trust) run by his sons, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump. But he said he won’t sell his stake in the Trump Organization. Trump also said he wouldn’t talk to his sons about the business. If he installed a blind trust, Trump would have absolutely no control over his business. Even if he says he won’t talk to Donald Jr. and Eric about the business, that doesn’t mean he won’t—and that means he still could profit off the presidency.
“Tragically, the Trump plan to deal with his business conflicts announced today falls short in every respect,” Norm Eisen, who led ethics initiatives in President Obama’s first term, told CNN. “Mr. Trump’s ill-advised course will precipitate scandal and corruption. I and many others will respond strongly in defense of ethics and our Constitution.”
But none of that bothers Trump.
As he said during his press conference: “These papers are just some of the many documents I’ve signed turning over complete and total control to my sons… They are not going to discuss [the business] with me. Again, I don’t have to do this. They’re not going to discuss it with me.”
Yet, there’s no way for him to prove that, because he didn’t let anybody see what was in the folders. Which begs the question: Were there actual documents in there? Or just blank sheets of paper?
But that could be one way for Trump’s cybersecurity measures to succeed. Don’t use computers or the internet. Just use pieces of paper clipped together in a manila envelope.
Josh Katzowitz is a staff writer at the Daily Dot specializing in YouTube and boxing. His work has appeared in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, and Los Angeles Times. A longtime sports writer, he's covered the NFL for CBSSports.com and boxing for Forbes. His work has been noted twice in the Best American Sports Writing book series.