This Missed Connections vagina barf story is too gross to be true

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Every once in a while, you come across a viral horror story that is simply too disgusting to be true. Today’s winner in this category is a missed connections Craigslist post whose headline, “You threw up in my vagina,” delivers exactly what it promises:

The Craigslist post in question.

The Craigslist post in question.

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The woman from Athens, Georgia writes: “We met and hooked up after the bluegrass show at the house where the black gay guy lives with 3 white guys.” So far, so good. That sentence is both descriptive and specific. It would get an A in any sixth grade English composition class.

Our author continues: “You threw up in my vagina. [I’ve been] trying to find you for weeks. My sister wants to talk to you.”

We don’t know the story behind this ad, or how or why the poster’s sister got involved. But if there’s an iota of truth to it—which, frankly, we doubt—it’s clear that some sort of magical connection was made that night between this anonymous poster and the bluegrass fan in question, or her vagina and his bodily fluids. 

Ah, to be a fly on the wall at that Arby’s. 

H/T Uproxx | Photo via Guian Bolisay/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

Dylan Love

Dylan Love

Dylan Love is an editorial consultant and journalist whose reporting interests include emergent technology, digital media, and Russian language and culture. He is a former staff writer for the Daily Dot, and his work has been published by Business Insider, International Business Times, Men's Journal, and the Next Web.