This article contains sexually explicit material.
Vulvas are really beautiful. Their petals and folds are so mesmerizing that, removed from the context of a body, you may not even notice you’re looking at a vulva. We can’t be sure that’s what happened to designer Wayne Cooper when he made the Sahara Beaded maxi dress, but one thing is for sure—this dress definitely looks like a vulva. (Or nipples.)
According to the UK’s Daily Mail, the vagina dress is “taking the Internet by storm,” but so far the storm seems pretty contained. Facebook user School Mum posted a picture of herself wearing it with the hashtag #dressfail and in the almost 3,000 comments, other women followed suit.
The vagina dress is $219 if you want to buy it. But then the conundrum—how to style such a glamorous item? Here are some suggestions:
If someone doesn’t pick up on the vaginal pattern of your dress, they will after they see your bloody tampon earrings.
Georgia O’Keeffe jacket
No one says “yep, that’s a vagina” like good ol’ Georgia O’Keeffe.
We’re thinking literally here.
No one has to know unless you tell them.
There, your outfit is complete! And after a long day of slaying your street look, you can fall asleep under this butthole blanket.