Your unofficial guide to SXSW’s best Craigslist hookups

From married dirtbags to discreet sorority girls.

 

Jaya Saxena

IRL

Published Mar 14, 2015   Updated May 29, 2021, 7:37 am CDT

South By Southwest is enjoying its opening weekend, with seemingly endless shows, films, and other events. But what to do when you’re not learning about “disrupting Wall Street” or “better living through Minecraft?” Luckily, there are dozens of people on Craigslist to connect with if you’re looking for erotic encounters in your spare time.

There are a number of glory holes available, as long as you’re the discrete type.

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Craigslist

Craigslist

This girl is looking for some fun, as long as you’re white.

Craigslist

She should probably call this guy, who is white and looking for some female housemates to “trade favors” with. Hopefully she doesn’t mind that he’s married.

Craigslist

Quite a few people are also looking for threesomes, whether it’s their first time or they’re seasoned pros.

Craigslist

Craigslist

Craigslist

Even some of SXSW’s performers are getting in on the action.

Craigslist

Of course, no SXSW would be complete without some role play. If you’re curious about erotic wrestling, don’t worry, “you don’t have to be a wrestler to respond, but some experience required.”

Craigslist

Craigslist

If any of these work out, you may have just found yourself a date to the Google Cardboard party.

Photo via andrewrennie/Flickr (CC BY SA 2.0) 

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*First Published: Mar 14, 2015, 11:14 pm CDT