If mainstream porn is too clean cut for you, may we suggest dipping your toes into some good ol’ fashioned sploshing?
What is sploshing?
Splosh porn (also known as food play) and cake sitting are nowhere near a “new thing” but are a subcategory of the popular “wet and messy” (WAM) fetish. This form of sexual fetishism is described as when a person becomes aroused by applying copious amounts of a wet food substance to the naked skin, face, and/or clothing of their partner, or watching them sit on, smash and destroy, ingest, or play with a specific food. While both seem semi-self explanatory, there’s actually a lot that goes into successful sploshing!
And just to be clear, sploshing by definition is that incredible sound squishy food and substances make when manipulated. Sploshing in and of itself can be nudity-free and nonsexual. Splosh porn on the other hand––well, it’s just downright dirty!
How does sploshing work? Is it the same as cake-sitting?
Incorporating food into a sexual experience probably isn’t something you’d think of trying on a whim since there is a bit of prep involved. But once you have a plan in place, sploshing is super easy to achieve since the only skills you need is to be willing to please and to enjoy getting dirty.
Food play engages all of your senses (while making nudity optional), which is key for taking you and your partner to a whole other level. Just remember to use a pair of old sheets or put down an old towel, plastic tarp, or table cloth to prevent the things you care about from becoming stained. And even though there is no official rating of “foods best for sploshing beginners” we recommend starting off with fruits and soft solids. Strawberries, chocolates, cherries, and even frozen grapes can lighten the tension and get you into the mood. For the more adventurous (and messy!) couples, bringing in semi-liquids and liquids can add an extra layer of freedom and fun. We suggest eating some whipped cream or chocolate sauce off your partner’s body or pouring some bubbly in their mouth. To really up the ante, play around with different temperature foods. Popsicles and warm spaghetti are great starting points for even more stimulation (and also just plain tasty to eat off your partner when playtime is done!).
And while we’re on the topic of sploshing, it would be a sin for us to ignore the beauty of cake sitting porn. In the words of Urban Dictionary, cake-sitting is when someone sits on a cake for sexual pleasure. But since its inception, cake-sitting has garnered followers of the fetish that sit in other squishy, wet substances––like beans, jelly, pudding, you get the idea. Professional dominatrix Mistress Shae Flanigan told Refinery29 “although all sploshers are not cake-sitters, the name of the game remains stimulation through sensation—and what a sensation it is.” So if any of this piques your interest, make some homemade jello or run to your nearest supermarket for a freshly iced cake. We guarantee you’ll never look at them the same.
Messy porn sites for sploshing and cake-sitting videos
Adult Time
Adult Time is basically the Netflix of both straight and gay wet and messy porn. With a robust list of over 200 channels, 50,000 episodes, daily uploads and updates, and over 30 awards won in 2020 alone, Adult Time snags the coveted “ultimate subscription platform” award from us. Expect to find fantastic, award-winning original content, as well as popular titles from studios like Vixen, xConfessions, FemJoy, and more. Want to spice it up? There’s a category for that. Want to slow it down to something a bit softer? There’s also a category for that. The possibilities are endless and so are the films! If we were going to be stranded on an island, Adult Time would be the first thing we’d take.
ManyVids
ManyVids is one of the few sites that lets its users tailor their viewing experience before even entering the homepage, which is big for you fetish porn provocateurs! Choose between MV All, MV Straight, MV Gay Boys, or MV Trans, and the site will populate its home videos according to your choice. I personally love this because we all know how much of a turn off it can be to have to wade through a sea of porn that just doesn’t do it for you. Navigating through the site is so easy thanks to the pre-listed main categories. At first glance, you can see it’s got a huge variety of popular performers which, in my opinion, is the best feature of the site. If the homepage doesn’t do it for you, there’s also the option to perform an advanced search. Here, it gives you the option to search through hundreds of its categories or by intensity, price, and model attributes. Joining is free, but most videos only allow a 30-second sneak peek into its contents. After that, in order to view or download the whole video, you must pay the price listed. Videos range from $3.99 to $999.99
Evil Angel
Evil Angel’s motto is “life is too short for soft porn.” If that doesn’t tell you what to expect when entering this site, I don’t know what will. Hardcore and gonzo porn are this site’s specialty and, let me tell you, it’s done well. If you don’t believe me, maybe browsing through the award-winning list of full-length movies will sway you, or the perhaps fact that its enlisted star directors like Rocco Sifredi, Jonni Darkko, and Proxy Paige will pique your interest. Either way, with Evil Angel’s library of over 18,000 hardcore videos, it seems like the best place to satisfy your fisting sex cravings.
Kink.com
FemDom, cake-sitting, and food fetish porn lovers rejoice! This site will be your new go-to for all things sticky, fetish, and kink because it has everything. The options to choose either straight, gay, or both before you even enter the site makes browsing for what you want a breeze. As you might have assumed from the name, Kink.com specializes in videos with hardcore sex, kinks, and fetishes. It hosts content from 30+ popular studios, totaling over 12,000 videos on the site. The most impressive thing about the videos, however, is that they all run at least 45 minutes long, with most running feature-length. It’s not normal to have that many videos available of that length if you think about it–it almost doubles the number of videos since you’re probably not going to watch a full-length film every time you go on the site. As well as providing an extensive library of content, Kink.com offers a cam site, VR site, and shop where you can purchase lingerie and toys ranging in value. This is truly your one-stop-shop for all things kink and fetish.
xConfessions
Oh wow, xConfessions. Created by the boss director in porn herself, Erika Lust, this site is everything porn should be. A membership includes full access to all the content on the site, as well as the ability to anonymously post your own fantasies to an online wall with the lucky chance Erika herself will develop it into an erotic short film. Other membership perks include access to all anonymously posted confessions, unlimited streaming of over 150 films, and 10 free downloads per month. If you’ve been searching for quality films that showcase women’s pleasure in a sex-positive and sexually intelligent narrative created from relatable fantasies, look no further.
Crash Pad Series
From Shine Houston comes the CrashPad Series, based on Houston’s cult classic original film The Crash Pad. This series follows the original plot with all episodes based in a San Francisco apartment that’s dedicated to hosting queer sex events. In my opinion, the best feature of this site is the content. In terms of diversity and real sex, you can’t do better than the CrashPad series. The models are natural beauties in all shapes and sizes from all backgrounds, sexual identities, orientations, and races. To top it all off, the chemistry is so intense it almost feels like an out of body experience. There are over 300 episodes in the series and each episode contains its own behind the scenes footage. Members also have access to the library of feature-length films, including the original CrashPad movie that inspired the series. There’s even a video guide to fisting, which even if you’re not a total noob, it’s worth the watch!
In an unprecedented move, CrashPad Series features a “hide” toggle, so before you go sifting through all the glorious porn, you can choose to filter and hide videos that contain scenes with ejaculation, consensual rough sex (including choking, flogging, spitting, slapping, etc.), fisting, BDSM, anal play (anal penetration, rimming, butt plugs, etc.), strap-ons and wearable vibrators.
PinkLabel.tv
PinkLabel has established itself as one of the heavy hitters in diverse (cake) porn. Also created by Pink and White’s director and founder, Shine Houston, the site hosts over 50 different indie porn studios (including Erica Lust, Pink and White Productions, and many more). PinkLabel’s communities are comprised of queer, trans, POC, seniors, and people with disabilities. The people behind the site understand porn markets go beyond the stereotypes and do their part in showcasing underrepresented groups in the adult film industry. This ethical hosting site offers a premium membership featuring a curated collection of hundreds of titles, unlimited access to the films, and a permanent streaming library. All memberships help support PinkLabel’s own featured independent directors and studios. So if you’re looking to whet your appetite with various high-quality films showcasing diversity in porn made by and for minorities in the industry, PinkLabel is your best bet.
Lustery
It’s exciting that Lustery is the only site on this list fully composed of couple-submitted amateur cake-sitting and splosh porn. I know what you’re thinking: “I don’t want to spend hours searching through poorly lit, shaky camera videos.” Don’t worry. While couples do film their own videos, they’re all in HD and most have surprisingly great camera work.
The real upside to this site (and what makes it one of my personal favorites) is getting to see real couples at work in their own homes. These videos are all so unique in the sense that there’s no set, no film crew, and tons of personality. These real-life couples have an intimacy on screen that no standard porn site has been able to imitate.
Perks to being a member are….well, everything! Membership gets you access to the videos, couple bios, your own personalized hub, and the ability to submit your own videos and join the couples club. The site presents itself like no other porn site, with a fresh color palette, sweet font, and easy to navigate tabs that will leave no video unturned. For the porn watcher who’s been searching for the most real of the real, or simply looking for completely different videos, Lustery is a must.
LindsayDye.com
New York-based cam girl and professional cake sitter Lindsay Dye is, well, to die for. She creates her own elaborate cakes to destroy and defile at public events and showings. Her expertly crafted website is full of photos from past performances, her own exciting film work, images of her cake creations, a couple of photography portfolios, and more. Be sure to follow her on Instagram for more behind-the-scenes footage and shots of her work.
Brazzers
If you know Brazzers, you know the site’s unofficial motto is “go big or go home,” so obviously it went hard on the splosh porn. When you enter the site’s main page, you’re greeted with banners of spotlight models and videos organized by the most recent additions to the oldest, what’s popular this week, and upcoming videos. Some of the best features on this site are the “watch later” tab in the home bar, the promo tab for great deals on other websites you may not know exist, and the abundance of categories offered. All the models on site are exactly as described, too. So you’ll have a near-exact idea of what to expect before you even press play.
Pornhub
Let’s be real: with over 42 billion site visits in 2019, 90% of you porn viewers out there have probably reached orgasm on Pornhub at least once. You’re familiar with the layout and product offering, and you might be happy with it, but what if there was a way to get a lot more out of the experience? That’s what Pornhub Premium reaches for, and in my opinion, achieves. The best selling point right now is the site’s free trial membership (with the option to add Brazzers access for $1 per day). The homepage’s thumbnails offer sneak previews of thousands of HD, full-length videos from renowned studios like Vixen, Team Skeet, Nubile Films, Hentai.xxx, and more. On top of that, you’ll get access to Pornhub’s library of 30,000 full-length original films. Offering the widest variety of porn on the internet, its premium subscription does not disappoint.
YouPorn
What YouPorn does really well is organizing its collection of sploshing, cake farts, and food play porn videos. You’ll have no trouble sorting through the site’s categories, and you might be pleasantly surprised at the variety of unique titles. As for its content, you have the option to view clips, full-length films, live cams, and live sex in its tabs. Enjoy access to hundreds of channels like Broke Amateurs and Bratty Sis, as well as the site’s many featured and familiar performers. All videos are uploaded in HD and are available to download. In terms of free amateur facial porn sites, YouPorn has definitely mastered the subtleties of delivering a great experience during each visit.
Redtube
Redtube looks like your average porn site, but that’s because all its niche porn (like sploshing) isn’t advertised on the main page. Instead, users will have to search for it. Rest easy, though, Redtube is super easy to navigate, lots of free content, and popular categories. The extras the site has to offer are clearly laid out, like its cam site and extensive photo galleries. When it comes to the site’s content, there aren’t too many pre-set categories to choose from, but it makes up for that with its advanced search bar. A quick key swipe for “Wet and Messy” and “Cake Sitting” turned up more than a few promising videos. All in all, if you’re looking for a free, easy site to visit for a quickie, Redtube is as good as it gets!
xHamster
xHamster is like every other free porn site on the web: lots of fetish and cake porn videos, updated regularly from hundreds of channels. Where the site stands out through its inclusion of extra site features (like online dating and live cams). If you want to browse full-length films and exclusive content in 4K with no ads, xHamster is your site. Its Gold Premium membership also offers unlimited downloads and the ability to interact with your performers in private shows and chats with Tokens. xHamster is a great site for people looking to explore all classifications of adult entertainment in one convenient subscription.
YouTube
You might be surprised by the sheer amount of cake-sitting and slosh porn videos that are currently uploaded onto this rather SFW site. If you’re new to the fetish or don’t necessarily want to start off with the hardcore, fully naked clips, browsing on YouTube might actually be your best option. A quick search for “cake-sitting” brings up countless videos, many in which the models are fully clothed so you non-nudists have officially found paradise. But because this is still the internet, you can (and will) find racier cake-sitting videos, so surf responsibly!
