Pleasure Bionics wants to help you turn your penis into a vibrator

This article contains sexually explicit content.

Plenty of sex toys try to replicate parts of the human body, but a new Indiegogo campaign from a company called Pleasure Bionics aims to turn part of the human body into a sex toy.

Introducing the Rocket Ride, a flexible piece of long, skinny plastic with vibration motors inside. A man rests it in between his penis and a condom before using it in whatever manner he sees fit.

Because you obviously wanted it, here is an explanatory GIF.

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The Rocket Ride is connected by a wire to a battery pack and a remote control. The campaign literature emphasizes that it’s a skin-safe product that is “equally awesome for both partners.”

The Rocket Ride is purportedly for everyone!

The Rocket Ride is purportedly for everyone!

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Pleasure Bionics’ pitch video definitely makes the, shall we say, hard sell.

If the Rocket Ride sounds like it’s up your alley, you can swoop in to score the sex toy for a low price while supplies last. Early backers will appreciate the steep discount—the Rocket Ride will eventually retail for $100.

Curiously, there is no option for campaign backers to buy a Rocket Ride at full price, meaning that once the “early bird” supplies are gone, interested parties will have to join Pleasure Bionics’ $500 “Founders Club.” Membership grants you factory access to bulk purchases (it’s designed for people like adult novelty store owners).

Photo via via josemanuelerre/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

Dylan Love

Dylan Love

Dylan Love is an editorial consultant and journalist whose reporting interests include emergent technology, digital media, and Russian language and culture. He is a former staff writer for the Daily Dot, and his work has been published by Business Insider, International Business Times, Men's Journal, and the Next Web.