Picking the perfect playlist for the horizontal Macarena can make or break a romantic evening, and who needs that kind of stress on Valentine’s Day? After all, you’re never going to find a spicier album than Pornhub’s, released for the first time on Spotify in honor of the holiday.
https://twitter.com/Pornhub/status/1095685444036186114
Pornhub’s Vice President Corey Price said in a press release about the album drop: “[W]e wanted to show our fans some love by curating an album so seductive that it would make Cupid himself blush—and is guaranteed to end your night with a bang. With over 100 million people visiting Pornhub daily, we know what gets people in the mood. When you feel like the night is about to reach its crescendo, dim the lights and throw this album on. You’ll thank us later.”
Whether you’ve got a special someone or you’re just celebrating a little self-love on this unofficial singles-awareness day, songs by Lil Xan, Blac Chyna, 6ix9ine, and PnB Rock are sure to set the tone. So long as you plan on wrapping things up quickly, that is; PornHub’s album only lasts about 15 minutes.
Plenty of Twitter users still thought it was fire.
Right now!!! @Pornhub pic.twitter.com/063beROndb
— PnBRock (@PnBRock) February 13, 2019
Pornhub dropped an album and I ain’t bullshittin you when I say it’s straight fire
— Hayden D’Amico (@haydendamico) February 15, 2019
https://twitter.com/Therealreisboy/status/1096197833944817664
PornHub is also apparently looking to leave last year’s record of 33 billion visitors in the dust, as the site made its ad-free, HD premium service free for the day of love. There’s never been a better time to be single.
https://twitter.com/angxlwings_/status/1096198282462646272
https://twitter.com/Thatoneguy_Jes/status/1096197663878496256
https://twitter.com/fendiketchup/status/1096195660804706305
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