PornHub drops album, premium fees for Valentine’s Day

Picking the perfect playlist for the horizontal Macarena can make or break a romantic evening, and who needs that kind of stress on Valentine’s Day? After all, you’re never going to find a spicier album than Pornhub’s, released for the first time on Spotify in honor of the holiday.

Pornhub’s Vice President Corey Price said in a press release about the album drop: “[W]e wanted to show our fans some love by curating an album so seductive that it would make Cupid himself blush—and is guaranteed to end your night with a bang. With over 100 million people visiting Pornhub daily, we know what gets people in the mood. When you feel like the night is about to reach its crescendo, dim the lights and throw this album on. You’ll thank us later.”

Whether you’ve got a special someone or you’re just celebrating a little self-love on this unofficial singles-awareness day, songs by Lil Xan, Blac Chyna, 6ix9ine, and PnB Rock are sure to set the tone. So long as you plan on wrapping things up quickly, that is; PornHub’s album only lasts about 15 minutes.

Plenty of Twitter users still thought it was fire.

https://twitter.com/Therealreisboy/status/1096197833944817664

PornHub is also apparently looking to leave last year’s record of 33 billion visitors in the dust, as the site made its ad-free, HD premium service free for the day of love. There’s never been a better time to be single.

https://twitter.com/Thatoneguy_Jes/status/1096197663878496256

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Alyse Stanley

Alyse Stanley

Alyse Stanley is a video game and culture reporter based in Virginia with words at Polygon and USGamer. When she’s not writing about memes, she edits Unwinnable’s monthly magazine. You can follow her on Twitter @pithyalyse.