You’ve already grabbed a pint of Guinness and consumed a hearty helping of corned beef and cabbage. The only thing that would make your St. Patrick’s Day more complete is trying your hand at a little Irish folk dancing.
If you didn’t catch one of Michael Flatley’s feet-stomping performances in Riverdance in the ’90s, then have no fear. The fine folks over at RatedXLife have enlisted your favorite porn stars to give their best SFW renditions of Riverdance, so you can see how it’s done.
We’re not sure how culturally accurate their moves are. But it’s the spirit of the performance that really counts.
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