The Onion creates the worst McDonald’s commercial ever

The answer you never wanted to "Where's the beef?"

 

Mike Fenn

IRL

Published Jan 16, 2014   Updated May 31, 2021, 9:08 pm CDT

Don’t you wish that McDonald’s commercials would convey the message we all know is true—that our Big Mac cravings are nothing more than primal expressions of wanton lust?

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Thanks to the Onion, at least one truthful ad now exists. In a new video posted to YouTube, the satire site equates our hunger for the chain’s signature sandwich to everything from “the rage of steel on bone” to “the caress of a gentle lover.”  Of course, decidedly unsexy images of graphic beef production are spliced with open-mouth-chewing and human intimacy.

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It’s like watching Super Size Me, only you aren’t yelling “OK, I get it already” at your screen every five minutes.

We can only hope that a “French fry foreplay” commercial is rolled out next. After all, the pain that poor potatoes deal with on a daily basis goes wholly unnoticed.

H/T Digg / Photo via rob_rob2001 / Flickr

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*First Published: Jan 16, 2014, 7:06 pm CST