Moths! Are they nighttime butterflies or terrifying mini-bats that can produce ultrasound waves with their sexual vibrations?
Moths! Are they nighttime butterflies or terrifying mini-bats that can produce ultrasound waves just by vibrating their penises?
Given exclusive access to an expert on moths and their mating habits, Reddit really didn’t care about the answer to this or any other moth-related question. Most commenters just wanted to make a lot of moth-dick jokes. And, lo, they got their wish Sunday when a self-proclaimed “moth penis dissector, by profession” turned up to do the most hilarious AMA we’ve seen in months.
More than 3,000 gleefully juvenile responses quickly amassed under redditor quaoarpower’s Ask Me Anything thread. “It’s not the AMA we deserve, but it’s the AMA we need right now,” commented thenoogler. To the moth expert’s credit, he patiently slogged through the many, many, many jokes about insect genitalia to answer these pressing questions:
- Would you rather dissect 100 moth-sized penises or 100 penis-sized moths? Answer: The latter.
- How large would Mothra’s penis be? Answer: SUPER-BIG.
- How do you get insects out of a room without hurting them or yourself? Answer: Use a paper cup and a piece of paper.
- Are moths monogamous? Answer: No, they can mate continuously, at least until they lose all their penis spikes and/or tear their phallic organs out of their bodies.
Quaoarpower also said that while they’re “ashamed” to reveal how little moth-penis-touching pays zoologists, the benefits were great, including getting gorgeous glimpses of the insect world up close and personal, under a microscope, on a regular basis.
“Yeah, this thread is waaaay more adorable than anticipated,” commented KloverCain in response to a thread comparing a moth’s head to a muppet’s.
The AMA also saw the creation of a subreddit called r/bugdicks, which promptly filled up with a variety of fascinating and horrifying facts about insect phalluses, including this ultrasound wave-generating moth member.
Because, of course, in the end, redditors have just one thing on their mind.
And you thought you weren’t going to see anything marvelous today.
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