Memorial Day weekend is the unofficial start to summer, which hopefully means more days by the water for you.
Of course, no trip to the pool, beach, or lake is complete without a float. Whether you want to lazily work on your tan or ride off into the sunset on a American flag-emblazoned bald eagle, there’s an inflatable accessory to suit your waterside style.
To get you in the cool-for-pool spirit, PoolProducts.com is offering 35 percent off select floats, some of which are included below, through Memorial Day weekend. The rest are our favorites from across the Web.
1) Giant inflatable unicorn float
Amazon
This is the closest you’ll ever get to riding on a unicorn, people.
Price on Amazon: $79.99
2) Inflatable cooler
PoolProducts.com
This floating party box can hold up to 24 cans of your favorite drink. It even has cup holders around the sides.
Price on PoolProducts.com: $16.19
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3) Pizza slice float
Amazon
If you buy eight, you can be a floating pizza and dominate the entire pool/world.
Price on Amazon: $38.99
4) Inflatable cornhole
Amazon
If you think you’re good at cornhole, try playing while the board floats away from you.
Price on Amazon: $13.99
5) Gummy bear float
Amazon
It even comes in different colors, so you can float on your favorite flavor!
Price on Amazon: $24.99
6) Inflatable donut coasters
Amazon
We donut recommend hot coffee to go with these donuts.
Price on Amazon: $10.99 for 3
7) Whale float
PoolProducts.com
Why settle for a cartoonish Orca when you could swim with humpback whales?
Price on PoolProducts.com: $17.99
8) Giant popsicle
Amazon
Don’t let this product image fool you, that is a 6-foot floating popsicle that belongs in your pool.
Price on Amazon: $23.99
9) Aeronest inflatable lounger
Amazon
It’s an inflatable bean bag for the beach. How have you not ordered seven already?
Price on Amazon: $84.89
10) Death Star beach ball
PoolProducts.com
Destroy your friends in a game of volleyball faster than Luke Skywalker can destroy a whole planet.
Price on PoolProducts.com: $14.99
11) LED pool float
PoolProducts.com
Light up the nighttime pool parties with a pool float that has three different LED color settings.
Price on PoolProducts.com: $44.99
12) Star Trek captain’s chair
Amazon
The only thing you’ll be doing at warp speed in this chair is relaxing.
Price on Amazon: $33.75
13) Poop emoji float
Amazon
The only time you’re excited to see poop in the pool.
Price on Amazon: $49.95
14) Baseball glove float
Amazon
It doesn’t get more American than this.
Price on Amazon: $19.79
15) Giant Bald Eagle float
Amazon
Wait, no. It doesn’t get more American than this.
Price on Amazon: $69.99
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