People are building their own high-tech sex toys from kits

Learn to code, and have fun while doing so.

 

Dylan Love

IRL

Published May 8, 2015   Updated May 28, 2021, 9:18 pm CDT

The problem with learning to program and engineer hardware is almost certainly the lack of orgasm associated with it. Toil no longer, joyless technology student. A spate of masturbation-friendly technology projects are here to launch you into a world of solder and sex.

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The Master Beta Kit, by a company called Orgasmatronics, is crowdfunding on Indiegogo to release an Arduino-based sex toy that you put together and program yourself. It comes with everything you need to build a smart vibrator from scratch and control its vibrations with some lightweight programming. A $169 backing will get you your own Master Beta Kit.

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“This project has people excited. People are curious about Arduino but aren’t sure how to start. A vibrator makes coding sexy when we generally think of electronics as unsexy,” said Orgasmatronics’ Megan Sumner.

Here’s the promo video for the Master Beta Kit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E0P-pBQDm8

A company called Crave aims to release the ultimate in programmable personal vibrators. Their sexy gadget, the Flex, lets users set their own vibrations, mixing intensities and patterns to make for a super-customizable feelgood machine. It recharges via USB!

Users customize their device within a user-friendly Web app that looks like this:

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And here’s Crave’s pitch video:

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The future of sex toys is in modularity—they will work with and communicate with other sex toys. “It makes sense for things to go that direction, said Orgasmatronics’ Alexandra Ars. “Everyone is different in what they like sexually, and the more you can customize your toys to yourself, the better.”

Just like the Hair Club for Men (“Remember, I’m not only the Hair Club president, but I’m also a client.”), the hack-happy employees at these companies get to familiarize themselves with the product inside and out. “We have to know what we’re selling, so we have a good excuse to use them,” said Ars. “Call it a perk.”

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Screengrab via Orgasmatronics/YouTube

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*First Published: May 8, 2015, 4:38 pm CDT