Kristopha Hohn

Find the NSFW surprise in these floral throw pillows

Seriously, it's there. We're not dickin' around.

 

Gabe Bergado

IRL

Published Mar 20, 2015   Updated May 29, 2021, 6:25 am CDT

This article contains sexually explicit material.

Nothing is more posh than a cute throw pillow to give your boring old couch a little splash of color, right? 

If you’re looking for some cutting-edge boudoir decor, we’ve got the pillows for you—and you’re sure to blow your load over them. Check them out and let us know if you can see the NSFW surprise in the details in the fabric. It might be hard to make out at first, but just keep looking. 

Hmm, can’t quite see the surprise? Maybe the teal is throwing you off. Here’s another color:

You still can’t spot the surprise? Come on, it’s not like we’re playing Where’s Waldo here. Seriously, it’s an optical illusion, like The Dress or something. 

Let’s try one last time. We’ll give you a hint: It’s not that hard.

Yes, the dick may be subtle, but there is definitely some dick in that pattern. Some circumcised, some uncut; some big, some small; some short, some tall. Who knew weiners could look so whimsical?

The pillows are currently on sale at Human, along with a slew of other products available with the penile print, such as mugs, tote bags and phone cases. Get your hands on them before the sale goes soft. 

These products will surely bring the jizzy-jazz to your interior design style.

Photo via Kristopha Hohn/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

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*First Published: Mar 20, 2015, 6:02 pm CDT