Dad illustrates the cutest things his 3-year-old says

Most of the weird things that little kids say are lost to history, but not the absurd aphorisms of Harper Grace Bruckner, whose dad, Martin, illustrates them for a Tumblr called Spaghetti Toes.

The series, which also includes odd admonishments from Martin or his wife—“Please don’t put spaghetti between your toes” was the phrase that inspired the project—perfectly captures the associative logic of childhood, as well as a fascination with pooping superheroes.

Spaghetti Toes

Spaghetti Toes

From the looks of it, Harper is pretty pleased with the bound edition of her collected wisdom. And why not? The tyke’s well on her way to becoming the next Ben Franklin.

H/T Hello Giggles | Photo via Spaghetti Toes

Miles Klee

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions,  and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'