CNN asks, ‘Can the KKK rebrand?’ Internet responds accordingly

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No joke.

CNN, bastion of hard-hitting journalism and obnoxious holograms, is at it again, with a question that surely presses at the forefront of everyone’s mind: Can the Ku Klux Klan rebrand?

As in, can one of the most nasty, hate-fueled, murderous groups in American history reveal its softer side? Can it make us forget that its members have killed thousands of people over the years—including last week’s murder of three people at a Jewish community center near Kansas City, allegedly committed at the hands of a former KKK grand dragon?

Speaking of which, perhaps a first step in this branding effort is to rename KKK leaders after something other than a mythical hell-beast. Just a thought.

Not only did CNN pop the big rebranding question, they interviewed “top marketing experts, brand gurus and historians” to find their answer. That’s right. Brand gurus.

“They stand for hatred; they always have,” brand guru Laura Ries told CNN.

“Maybe they don’t believe in shooting up a center for Jewish people, but they still support beliefs that are beyond the scope of understanding for most people and certainly the freedom and equality our country believes in.”

Such insight.

After kicking off with one of the most discombobulating ledes in journalism—”Pointy hats, white robes, crosses burning, bodies hanging from trees.”—CNN upped the ante: “Other experts raised the question: If the Klan isn’t violent, what’s the point?”

What’s the point of this article? That’s what readers want to know.

Others ignored the absurdity of rebranding a hate group as something a bit less, you know, murder-y, and took the proposition at face value:

OK, that last one was a joke. Like this CNN article.

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Andrew Couts

Andrew Couts

Andrew Couts is the former editor of Layer 8, a section dedicated to the intersection of the Internet and the state—and the gaps in between. Prior to the Daily Dot, Couts served as features editor and features writer for Digital Trends, associate editor of, and associate editor at Maxim magazine. When he’s not working, Couts can be found hiking with his German shepherds or blasting around on motorcycles.