Grab your joysticks! The Apex Legends porn parody is finally here

Sex is quite possibly the only act that embraces teamwork more than a fire round of Apex Legends. So when Pornhub announced that an Apex Legends porn parody is now available to stream, our only question was “WTF took so long?!” 

Instead of a Battle Royale, brace for a Butt-le Royale in the action-packed video game porn parody, Ass Sex Legends. Described by the creators as “an anal homage to the smash hit video game,” this is one of the most ass-tonishing porn parodies to date. The game’s only been out for a few months and it’s already given Fortnite a run for its V-Bucks.

Apex Legends (which boasts a base of 50 million+ players) features eight characters with unique abilities. Instead of button mashing as a lone wolf, players are encouraged to communicate with each other using their words (if you have a mic) or one of the many in-game tools that direct your team to enemy and weapon locations. Which if you ask us, is a perfect living metaphor for great sex–it all comes down to communication and cooperation!

Ass Sex Legends is directed by Missy Martinez and Holly G. Myers and features Charlotte Sartre and Isiah Maxwell. It comes as the latest in the line of nerdy NSFW films produced by WoodRocket. (You may remember a few of the company’s previous debuts, like Fortnut, Legend of Zildo, and Game of Bones). The sexy spoof can be streamed for free on WoodRocket.com and Pornhub, with an extended version available exclusively for Pornhub Premium subscribers. For an SFW preview, watch the trailer below, or continue reading for a briefer on Pornhub Premium and all its perks. 

What is Pornhub Premium?

Pornhub Premium is a monthly membership service that unlocks all of Pornhub’s most sought-after features. This includes hundreds of thousands of streamable full-length HD porn videos and DVDs, tons of exclusive content from popular adult studios, absolutely no ads, and over 1,000 VR videos compatible with Google Cardboard, PlayStation VR, Oculus, VIVE, and Samsung Gear VR –so most VR capable homes should be supported. Not sure what VR system is right for you? Here are our picks for the best VR headsets for porn.

Additional perks include Bluetooth sex toy support, improved security through Probiller, and unfiltered access to your favorite adult movies via Roku

New users can try one-week of Pornhub Premium for free and subscribers can cancel their membership at anytime–no questions asked. Plus, if you pay up front for the year, you’ll score some super sweet savings! 

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Marisa Losciale

Marisa Losciale

Marisa Losciale specializes in NSFW culture, audio gear, and photography. A former editorial and photo director for Spoon University at SUNY New Paltz, her work has been featured in the Rockwell Center for American Visual Studies, Post-Trash, the New Paltz Oracle, and the Legislative Gazette.