The vice presidential debate is off to an amazing start—if by “amazing” you mean a garbled mess.
Indiana Gov. Mike Pence (R) and Virginia Sen. Tim Kaine (D) sat down at Virginia’s Longwood University to hammer out the key issues facing America today. At least, that was the idea. Instead, the pair of VP candidate immediately began to stumble over each other while debating Donald Trump‘s tax returns, Hillary Clinton‘s foreign policy while secretary of state, and the “war on coal.”
This basically sums the whole thing up:
Here’s my COMPLETE VP DEBATE TRANSCRIPT.— Emily VanDerWerff (@tvoti) October 5, 2016
There’s still another hour of this thing to go, as of this writing. But if you’re not already drinking, now might be a good time to start.