Nokia ‘brick’ phones make excellent sex toys, survey finds

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The best sex toys are indestructible sex toys.

Women in India have a resourceful way to find pleasure in old Nokia cell phones—by turning them into sex toys.

The online publication Agents of Ishq surveyed 100 women about their masturbating habits, and concluded that old Nokia vibrating phones were the “surprise winner,” making several appearances in the survey.

Much like the rest of the phone, the vibrating engine in Nokia brick phones is abnormally strong, making it an effective alternative to vibrators, which are difficult to come by in India.

If you aren’t convinced by the survey’s small sample size and vague methodology, just head on over to Twitter, where comments prove this surprising application isn’t unique to the country.

https://twitter.com/TheReal_Mpk/status/739862639535235073

It’s a good thing Nokia brick phones are indestructible—you’ll never have to worry about buying a new one to satisfy your sexual urges. But if you did happen to misplace your old phone, don’t worry, the redesigned 3310 went on sale in India yesterday.

H/T CNET

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