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This viral chart showing the efficacy of Johnson & Johnson’s vaccine looks like a Johnson

The data is rock solid.

Mar 3, 2021, 2:08 pm*



David Covucci


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Here’s some news that will make you smile: A single dose of Johnson & Johnson’s coronavirus vaccine actually improves in its efficacy over time, meaning you’re less likely to get a severe case of COVID-19 two months after you took it, than the week after you did.

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That’s great!

Here’s some news related to that which might bring an even bigger smile on your face: The chart from the FDA displaying it looks like a dick.

It’s funny because that vaccine is made by Johnson & Johnson (“Johnson” is slang for dick), it looks like a dick, and after the year we’ve all had, why not smile at the dick that tells us maybe it will all be alright soon?

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And maybe make a pun or nine.

“We [heart] hard data,” noted March For Science. It didn’t stop there.

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We are now a full year into the pandemic. A year ago, we had no hope, no vaccine, and no vaccine data that looked like a dick.

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Now we have all three. How blessed we are.

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*First Published: Mar 3, 2021, 1:28 pm