Analysis
Here’s some news that will make you smile: A single dose of Johnson & Johnson’s coronavirus vaccine actually improves in its efficacy over time, meaning you’re less likely to get a severe case of COVID-19 two months after you took it, than the week after you did.
That’s great!
Here’s some news related to that which might bring an even bigger smile on your face: The chart from the FDA displaying it looks like a dick.
It’s funny because that vaccine is made by Johnson & Johnson (“Johnson” is slang for dick), it looks like a dick, and after the year we’ve all had, why not smile at the dick that tells us maybe it will all be alright soon?
And maybe make a pun or nine.
“We [heart] hard data,” noted March For Science. It didn’t stop there.
We are now a full year into the pandemic. A year ago, we had no hope, no vaccine, and no vaccine data that looked like a dick.
Now we have all three. How blessed we are.
