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Burglar robs BBQ restaurant in apparent preparation for Super Bowl party
This thief had his game face on—and a security camera saw it.
The Jacksonville, Fla., Sheriff’s Office is asking Twitter and Facebook followers for information on a burglar they believe may be planning a Super Bowl party. Last week, someone broke into a barbecue restaurant and made off with “$4,000 worth of chicken, ribs, fries, and wings.”
The Facebook post, which notes that the suspect also stole an empty cash register, has mostly produced racist comments and criticisms of Jerome BBQ (“Nasty food,” writes one dissatisfied customer, with another stating, “Jerome Brown is a crook, so a crook got crooked”), though with photos this clear, the fugitive’s days as a free man are numbered.
If he really is preparing for football festivities, well, let’s just say it: nobody’s gonna beat that spread.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'