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If you’re a Zelda fan in need of a tool to light up a dark spot (like your bedroom), you have it a lot easier than Link does.
Luckily you don’t have to buy a torch from some dubious merchant living in a cave to fix your problem. Instead, you could just get a Triforce-shaped lamp—which, incidentally, you didn’t have to conquer eight dungeons to assemble either, you scamp.
This would be a really cool piece to have on your desk even it if wasn’t a lamp, but the magic really starts when you flip the lights off and turn it on.
The lamp casts the famous crest of Hyrule on a wall, kind of like the bat signal. You can lay in the dark admiring it and thinking about what bullsh*t Ganon is going to come up with next. Probably something that’s totally not going to present any challenge for you whatsoever.
And it only costs $39.99, you say? Shut up and take our rupees.
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Colette Bennett is a writer/editor who specializes in web culture, skincare, and all things geek. Her work has appeared on CNN, HLN, Engadget, Kotaku, Colourlovers, and Continue Magazine. She also writes horror and sci-fi fiction for Corona Books and is at work on her second novel.