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It’s dangerous to go alone … you know the rest.

Does Link’s first game still bring you to tears of joy? Us too. This Legend of Zelda classic sword makes a hero out of all who wield it.

It looks just like the sword the old man gave you in the torch-lit cave in the original Zelda. With every swing, it emits classic sound effects from the game. Pretend you’re slaying Octorocks or simply looking for loose cash in the grass. It’s perfect for classic cosplay or creative kids of all ages. Unfortunately it won’t shoot beams, even if you’re at full health. Apologies.

This Legend of Zelda classic sword is available on ThinkGeek for $19.99.

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