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Funny adult Halloween costumes are in high-demand, which really puts pressure on anyone trying to find one. After all, many jokes are really only funny the first time, so choosing a costume based on one can be a great way to land yourself in the comedy cemetery. Lucky for you, we’ve located two dozen costumes that are not only hilarious but straight-up BIZARRE. So much so that they’ll make you question, “Why would anyone want to wear these?” (for the laughs and the ‘gram, of course).

Funny adult Halloween costumes that you can buy online

1) That’s gotta hurt

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2) Polly wants a cracker (and her dignity back)

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Price: $60.12 (regularly $65.98)

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3) Dance like no-one is watching, bby

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4) In order to get the Benjamins, you have to be the Benjamin

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Price: $30+

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5) Escargot? More like escarNO!!!!!

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Price: $17.99

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6) JUST WHY??????

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Price: $45.02 (regularly $54.99)

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7) Okay, here’s a costume people might actually be jelly of

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Price: $26.54

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8) 🎶You are my sunflower 🎶

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Price: $30.80

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9) Remember Spongebob’s adopted seahorse, Mystery? This is her now

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Price: $40.49 (regularly $43) 

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10) I’m absolutely terri-fried

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Price: $23.28

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11) This little piggy stayed home because he couldn’t fit through the door

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12) For those who believe the recent spike in measle outbreaks could’ve been worse

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Price: $11.99+

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13) No thanks, I’m stuffed

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Price: $3.14-$7.62

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14) What’s up, dawg?

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Price: $19.99

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15) Now you can literally be in a pickle

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Price: $25.33 (regularly $29.99) 

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16) Might as well milk it–when else can you wear an inflatable cow suit?

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17) Yes, it comes with the nuts

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Price: $59.95 

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18) If you need to keep your costume clean (for the kids), this’ll do

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Price: $29.99

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19) Nothin’ creepy about a giant baby, nope!

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Price: $96.90

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20) Have some fun in the sun!!!!!

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Price: $29.99

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21) Wherever you (flamin)go, I will follow

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Price: $36.25

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22) What a work of art!

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Price: $15.60

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23) Any bigfoot fans here?

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24) Anyone else having flashbacks to The Sopranos?

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Price: $27.61

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Marisa Losciale

Marisa Losciale

Marisa Losciale specializes in NSFW culture, audio gear, and photography. A former editorial and photo director for Spoon University at SUNY New Paltz, her work has been featured in the Rockwell Center for American Visual Studies, Post-Trash, the New Paltz Oracle, and the Legislative Gazette.