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Look at that sucker glow!

There’s only one way to keep egg-shaped maniacs at bay: seven chaos emeralds, 50 rings, and one hedgehog that inspired this Super Sonic Funko.

Like the actual Super Sonic, this Funko has a golden glow beaming off of him. One hand holds a gold ring, which fuels his Eggman-slaying speed. The other is doing Sonic’s trademark “You’re too slow!” Don’t take it personal though. Everyone is too slow compared to Super Sonic.

Best of all, grabbing one is way easier than actually collecting all seven chaos emeralds. This Super Sonic funko figure is available on ThinkGeek for $11.99.

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Jaime Carrillo

Jaime Carrillo

Jaime Carillo is a writer for Pure Nintendo and a plucky YouTube cook. He specializes in writing about console gaming and kitchen gadgets. It comes naturally, considering he's either wielding a massive cleaver or Switch Pro controller at any given point. When he's not cruising through a drive-thru at 2am, he's baking shokupan or whipping up a big pot of Japanese curry. He enjoys retro gaming, geopolitics, and Vic Berger videos.

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