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That’s when clever crafters come in to close the gap. This sweet Chain Chomp is made by Etsy creator ArtisticCircus, who makes nerdy plushes by hand. The Chain Chomp is made of fleece so its super squishy, plus you can rest assured its not going to actually eat you.
At $25, this is a steal to us. You can also request commissions, so maybe that Birdo plush isn’t such a fantasy after all.
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Colette Bennett is a writer/editor who specializes in web culture, skincare, and all things geek. Her work has appeared on CNN, HLN, Engadget, Kotaku, Colourlovers, and Continue Magazine. She also writes horror and sci-fi fiction for Corona Books and is at work on her second novel.