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This beats the smell of low tide, for sure.

If you’re still looking for Dory, stop the search. We’ve found her. Unfortunately, it looks as though Darla and her creepy dentist uncle have gotten to her since she now lives in a bag of soap.

We’re not sure what’s sadder, the film or the fact that someone is selling a fish in a bag soap product. Thankfully, no animals were harmed in the making of this merchandise. As fish are friends, not food (or household products for that matter). But on the bright side, this Primal Elements soap is actually kind of cute. Reminiscent of the carnival prizes you won as a kid, except this time you won’t have to bury your finned-friend four days after bringing them home.

The Primal Elements product even subtly smells like the ever-so-pure fragrance of the sea. The vegetable glycerin base is jam packed with pure essential oils, leaving your skin soft and smooth. And the added fragrance oils don’t hurt either. You’ll love the scent of the sea.

Best of all, the Finding Dory-inspired soap is 20 percent off through BoxLunch, while supplies last. So why not make handwashing fun for the low price of $4.79?

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Marisa Losciale

Marisa Losciale

Marisa Losciale specializes in NSFW culture, audio gear, and photography. A former editorial and photo director for Spoon University at SUNY New Paltz, her work has been featured in the Rockwell Center for American Visual Studies, Post-Trash, the New Paltz Oracle, and the Legislative Gazette.

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