Send your favorite drunk friend a shamrock piñata full of booze and candy

St. Patrick’s Day is nearly upon us. For most of us, that just means wear green to avoid that annoying co-worker who still believes in pinching people.

But for those who will surely end up puking in public by noon, there’s no better way to celebrate than by beating a piñata to a papery pulp until it spills out candy and shots. The ShamRock It! Booze Nipyata does just that. It’s a shamrock-shaped piñata you can fill with candy and up to 25 nips of your favorite Irish liquors.

Take out your pent-up 2016 aggressions on this piñata. Get some chocolate and Irish whiskey out of this cruel world, while you’re at it. Fill it up with whatever your heart desires, then call over your BFFs and get the party everyone will forget started.

String up the piñata using the 20 feet of included twine, and consider your St. Patrick’s day plans set. Get the ShamRock It! Booze Nipyata for $79.99 from the Daily Dot store. That’s $10 off the original price of $89.99.

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