Your inner Hamlet needs these Shakespeare insult bandages

O bandage, where art thou?

If you have to cover a cut, you may as well do so in a way that keeps you smiling until your injury heals. Enter these bandages, which include snarky quotes from some of Shakespeare’s most famous works. They are made from latex though, so if you’re allergic, unfortunately they’re not for you.

The Shakespearean insult bandages come packed in a tin containing 15 different quotes and even come with a mysterious prize. Available through Amazon, you can choose to purchase one tin for just $6, or for just another $5 you can get a double pack containing 30.

Buy it here.


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Marisa Losciale

Marisa Losciale

Marisa Losciale specializes in NSFW culture, audio gear, and photography. A former editorial and photo director for Spoon University at SUNY New Paltz, her work has been featured in the Rockwell Center for American Visual Studies, Post-Trash, the New Paltz Oracle, and the Legislative Gazette.