Take a jab at skimpy Halloween costumes with Sexy Pizza Rat

Photo via Yandy

Pizza Rat 4 Prez.

If you’re going to flaunt it this year, do it as a character who inspires a nation. Get ready to move hearts wearing this sexy Pizza Rat costume.

This rat costume is built on a body-hugging dress with a white front panel. The dress comes with a hood complete with cute rat ears. And you can’t be a rat without a long tail poking out behind you. Every costume element combines to make you the best looking vermin this side of Mulberry street.

Because this isn’t your typical sewer rat, it comes with two pizza pockets on its waist. Blow some minds at Halloween parties by filling them with actual pizza to munch on (or use a handy pizza pouch). Prepare to turn heads and bring tears of inspiration to anyone who gazes upon you.

This sexy Pizza Rat costume is available on Yandy for $89.95.

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Jaime Carrillo

Jaime Carrillo

Jaime Carillo is a writer for Pure Nintendo and a plucky YouTube cook. He specializes in writing about console gaming and kitchen gadgets. It comes naturally, considering he's either wielding a massive cleaver or Switch Pro controller at any given point. When he's not cruising through a drive-thru at 2am, he's baking shokupan or whipping up a big pot of Japanese curry. He enjoys retro gaming, geopolitics, and Vic Berger videos.