I’ve got a fever, and the only way to cure it is PORGS.
If you’ve seen The Last Jedi trailer even once, you’ve seen Chewbacca’s adorable new furry friends. Face it: you need Porg stuff and you need it now.
Below is a collection of the very best things to satisfy the Porg hole in your life.
A pint-sized Chewy and companion Porg plush. Plus, he talks. Well, he growls anyway.
Price on Amazon: $55
Space is so very cold. Stay warm wearing this baby while looking totally cool.
Price on Amazon: $10
This adorable Porg squawks, flaps, waves and waddles.
Price on Amazon: $21.95 (regularly $39.99)
Look at this little dude standing tall and proud. It’s like he knows he’s the biggest thing to happen to Star Wars since Mace Windu.
Price on ThinkGeek: $9.99
Whether you’re crashing a country club or going to a job interview, this tie will wow anyone. Well, anyone with fashion sense anyway.
Price on Amazon: $44.95
This 24 inch backpack is perfect for little bounty hunters and aspiring Jedi.
Price on Amazon: $26
Use it to store all those Galactic credits you made making the Kessel run.
Price on Amazon: $21
The only thing better than a Porg is many Porgs. The only thing better than many Porgs is many Porgs on a t-shirt.
Price on Amazon: $22.99
A massive 22 x 34 inch poster depicting a heart-rendering scene featuring the gentle, furry giant and his tiny friends.
Price on Amazon: $6
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