pizza sleeping bag

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This pizza sleeping bag is straight out of your dreams

Best blanket EVER.


Jaime Carrillo


Published Aug 28, 2017   Updated May 22, 2021, 7:10 pm CDT

Pizza fashioned things may be cheesy, but they’re totally awesome. This pizza sleeping bag lets you wrap yourself in the planet’s tastiest food.

Not only does it look cool, but it’s got all the great functions a sleeping bag should have. It stretches 60 inches so it’s big enough for mom, dad, and the kids. It’s made of plush fleece which will keep you cozy and warm whether you’re in the wild or your living room.

The side zipper makes getting out of the bag quick and easy. You know, if you’ve got to get up and tip the delivery man. Best of all, it’s easier to store than it is to eat actual pizza. Simply roll it up from the crust on down. Order a pizza, eat it inside your pizza. It’s pretty meta.

The pizza sleeping bag is available online for $34.99.

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*First Published: Aug 28, 2017, 9:23 am CDT