The consumption of cheese is a serious business. If you have your wits about you, you would not trust anyone who doesn’t like cheese.
That said, perhaps the manner in which a man eats his cheese is of note. In this case, you can serve it up on the Medieval Cheese Board, which is a little Game of Thrones but with no blood or incest. The board is easy-to-clean rubberwood and the stainless steel knives are modeled after axes and spears. You won’t just enjoy that next camembert – you’ll murder it.
The Medieval Cheese Board is $34.95, which is a fine price to make such a statement without saying a word. That statement, by the way, is “Steal my cheese and die.”
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