Junk mail deserves nothing but a sharp piercing from a mythical blade. This Master Sword letter opener slays enemies and envelopes alike.
This letter opener sits in a pedestal, just like the one in the Temple of Time. Removing it won’t age you seven years, but it may just give you a rush of power. It’s the Master Sword, after all. The blade from blue handle to monster-slaying tip is almost seven inches long, which will dispatch your mail easier than a hoard of Bokoblins. Keep it in its pedestal when it’s not in use, just in case Ganon gets any ideas.
The Master Sword letter opener is available on ThinkGeek for $19.99.
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