Summer isn’t really here until the pool floats come out.
Memorial Day weekend is the unofficial start to summer, which hopefully means more days by the water for you.
Of course, no trip to the pool, beach, or lake is complete without a float. Whether you want to lazily work on your tan or ride off into the sunset on a American flag-emblazoned bald eagle, there’s an inflatable accessory to suit your waterside style.
To get you in the cool-for-pool spirit, PoolProducts.com is offering 35 percent off select floats, some of which are included below, through Memorial Day weekend. The rest are our favorites from across the Web.
This is the closest you’ll ever get to riding on a unicorn, people.
Price on Amazon: $79.99
This floating party box can hold up to 24 cans of your favorite drink. It even has cup holders around the sides.
Price on PoolProducts.com: $16.19
If you buy eight, you can be a floating pizza and dominate the entire pool/world.
Price on Amazon: $38.99
If you think you’re good at cornhole, try playing while the board floats away from you.
Price on Amazon: $13.99
It even comes in different colors, so you can float on your favorite flavor!
Price on Amazon: $24.99
We donut recommend hot coffee to go with these donuts.
Price on Amazon: $10.99 for 3
7) Whale float
Why settle for a cartoonish Orca when you could swim with humpback whales?
Price on PoolProducts.com: $17.99
Don’t let this product image fool you, that is a 6-foot floating popsicle that belongs in your pool.
Price on Amazon: $23.99
It’s an inflatable bean bag for the beach. How have you not ordered seven already?
Price on Amazon: $84.89
Destroy your friends in a game of volleyball faster than Luke Skywalker can destroy a whole planet.
Price on PoolProducts.com: $14.99
11) LED pool float
Light up the nighttime pool parties with a pool float that has three different LED color settings.
Price on PoolProducts.com: $44.99
The only thing you’ll be doing at warp speed in this chair is relaxing.
Price on Amazon: $33.75
13) Poop emoji float
The only time you’re excited to see poop in the pool.
Price on Amazon: $49.95
It doesn’t get more American than this.
Price on Amazon: $19.79
Wait, no. It doesn’t get more American than this.
Price on Amazon: $69.99
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