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iFlask ultimate kit

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This flask is smarter than your smartphone.

The iFlask lets you discreetly drink in style.

Though it looks like an iPhone, the iFlask cannot call or text anyone, but it can holds 5 ounces of your favorite liquor. 

The flask offers a tight seal to avoid any spillage. Just press the fake power button to open the drinking aperture. You can also utilize the integrated bottle opener on the back. 

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Included with your kit is a collapsible shot glass keychain, plus three portable funnels for easily pouring out your beverage of choice.

The iFlask Ultimate Kit usually runs for $34.95, but you can grab one now for $21.95 via the Daily Dot Store. The deal includes free shipping to the U.S., with international shipping available for a little extra.  Let the good times roll. Buy it here.


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