Somehow, we made it through an entire season without a single mutter of, “Hodor.”
With only two excruciatingly long days left, Game of Thrones fans are dying to find out the fate of one character in particular: Hodor, obviously.
Somehow, we made it through an entire season without a single mutter of, “Hodor.” But no more of that nonsense!
To celebrate the return of Bran’s lovably laconic sidekick, here are a few accessories to ensure Hodor never leaves you again. (Don’t EVEN think about it, showrunners.)
1) Throw pillow
Hodor will keep you comfortable through the scariest of White Walker scenes.
Price on Etsy: $30
2) Barrel mug
Even though Hodor is back, you’re still going to need a very stiff drink to get through this season, and this 23-ounce mug should do the trick. It’s natural wood with a stainless steel insert, so a bit more modern and hygienic than what you’d see on the show.
Price on Etsy: $24.99
When Hodor isn’t holding Bran, he can hold your most important papers on the fridge.
Price on Etsy: $6
Never let Hodor leave your sight again, with this charming necklace.
Price on Etsy: $11.59
5) Hodor shirt
This neon shirt seems fitting for a Winterfell servant who also happens to be a raving DJ on the side.
Price on HBO store: $24.99
These earrings feature the most important lines from George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Fire and Ice.
Price on Etsy: $14
Monday mornings are bound to get tiring when you’re staying up thinking about the latest episode. Let Hodor keep you company while you wake up and start your day.
Price on HBO store: $14.99
It’s no coincidence that Hodor is the nesting doll that holds all the characters. He holds the show together! Disregard the fact that he’s holding them all while being depicted in his most scandalous scene, though.
Price on Etsy: $250
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